I only kidnapped one of them. chill
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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