please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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