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I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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