wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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