in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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