Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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