Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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