I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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