just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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