So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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