Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
How does one acquire holy water?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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