i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Randomize
