All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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