come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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