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Wipe that smile off your face.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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