My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm just crazy horny about you
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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