i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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