have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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