So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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