I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Man, jail baloney is awful.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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