Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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