I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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