...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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