That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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