Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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