I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Where is the hickey?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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