If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
