Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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