if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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