Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
