let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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