I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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