Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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