Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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