I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
If I die, sorry about rent.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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