be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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