You work out of a Hotel?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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