i don't like sucking hair
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
