My brain says no but my pants say off.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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