ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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