I only kidnapped one of them. chill
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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