have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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