I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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