Kiss
Puke
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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