in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I could fuck to npr.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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