so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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