just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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