We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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