If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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