I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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