My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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