in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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