I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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