Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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