is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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