She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
try to milk me bitch
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
