do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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