it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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